TeenyTiny AI_

A blast from the past, blazingly fast

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Chat now with our AI from another era...
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OpenAI compatible API. Two steps, takes two seconds...
curl -X POST https://teenytiny.ai/v1/chat/completions \ -H "Authorization: Bearer $TEENYTINY_API_KEY" \ -d '{"model": "eliza", "messages": [{"role": "user", "content": "Hello"}]}'

It's good because...

Fast & Free

Responses feel instant — millions of tokens per second. Free… for now!

Retro Soul

Classic chatbots from the 60s–80s, reborn.

Private

Your conversations are never stored. Ever.

Drop-In Replacement

Fully OpenAI API compatible — just swap the key.

The tiniest models...

ELIZA

(1966)

Therapist-y responses, uncanny reflections.
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PARRY

(1972)

Paranoid, argumentative, retro drama.
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RACTER

(1983)

Nonsense poet, wrote a novel.
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ALICE

(1995)

Won awards, big brain know-it-all.
(Coming Soon)

FAQ

Do you store conversations?
No. Your conversations are never stored. Ever.
How fast is it really?
Responses feel instant — tiny models can process millions of tokens per second.
How much does it cost?
It's free… for now!
Is it compatible with my existing code?
Yes. Drop-in replacement for the OpenAI API.
Are these as powerful as modern AIs?
Nope. They won't code your startup — but they'll entertain you for minutes.
What's with the old-school bots?
Classics from the 60s–80s (ELIZA, PARRY, etc.) wrapped in a modern API.